Kentucky Derby

Each May there is only one event that I look forward to: The Derby.

A friend of mine introduced me to the Derby a few years ago and I was able to attend, in the infield, the 130th running of the race. Ever since I have been hooked.

The images that the Kentucky Derby evokes are usually of women wearing excessively large hats, men in suits, gambling, Churchill downs, and Mint Juleps. However there is quite another side of the Derby that should be on everyone's "To see before I die" list.

The Infield
The infield must be entered via tunnels. The original ones were built in 1937 to allow better accessibility for racing enthusiasts. Getting to the tunnel from the turnstiles is like crossing traffic and resembles the video game "Frogger." People run amok, obstructing its entrance, and many are staggering drunk. If people aren't careful, crossing at the precise moment, some imbecile might knock them to the ground. They then risk being trampled and possibly having belongings stolen - most notably pride.

Once inside, there is silliness in all directions. People swarm like bees. Some dress in various costumes, and no outfit is too casual. Families spread blankets, while others pitch tents. Elderly folk in wheelchairs sit aside children in strollers. Beach balls are bounced, footballs are tossed and Frisbees are thrown. Little boys and girls play tag.

People behaving like total savages bump shoulders with women carrying toddlers. One can be amid a zoo of lunacy one second, and among a family bonding the next. There is nothing that can prepare an infield virgin for what they witness during initial contact.

The 40 acre spread is filled with college students and blue collar workers. Because is costs $40 to get in there is a certain sense of commrodery that comes along with it. The last time I attended this event it rained hard for probably half an hour. This turned into a slip and slide for the masses. Mud was flying, people were actually swimming in the water and everyone had a blast.

So when you flip on your TV this first Saturday in May, please remember that the least of us will be having the most fun.